Getting Old

You know you're getting old when


a. the most common word out of your mouth is "what?"
b. your kids think it's funny to see you in pain
c. both a and b


Answer: c


Andrea's backside has been bothering her with sciatica lately (a pinched sciatic nerve) and it hurt so bad today that she was having a hard time walking. Ryan was helping her stretch when the kids came up & started laughing, saying that "mom looks funny when she is in pain!" After we all stopped laughing, our 4-yr-old brought his plastic wrench & told Andrea that he would fix it for her, that it was a magic wrench. It was hilarious! Funny thing is, it worked! It was probably the stretching, but he doesn't need to know that!